This reminds me of two of my favorite bumperstickers/posters. The first, “Warning: Drinking alcohol could cause memory loss. Or even worse, memory loss.” And the second, “In dog beers I’ve only had one.” And of course who can forget the Buffalo Theory, which this refutes.
This is still horrible news. Luckily, I won’t remember it.
Two pints of beer a day speeds up memory loss in middle-aged men
The Drunken Janitor 